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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}