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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
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